Vowels are everything

Keith: … and then someone tried to shoot my bagel.

Carrie: Why would anyone bother?

Keith: What are you talking about?

Carrie: Why would anyone shoot your bagel?

Keith: Not my bagel, my bagel.

Carrie: Your bagel?

Keith: No, my bagel.

Carrie: Your bagel.

Keith: No, my bagel. Bagel, bagel, bagel.

Carrie: I don’t understand your story. Is this a drug thing?

Keith: My bagel! My hunting dog!

Carrie: Your beagle?

Keith: Yes, my bagel! What the fuck is wrong with you?