Monthly Archives: November 2011

I invented Post-its

My 10-year high school reunion is coming up next summer. Already, former classmates are making plans for the big day — heck, the big weekend — on Facebook. The sentimental part in my brain is sending out mushy “I can’t … Continue reading

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A post from my 14-year-old self

Does this sign look like saggy boobs to anybody else?

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True blue

There’s a lot you can say about my sister, Annie. Some of it’s good, some of it’s bad. But I think the most striking thing about her is that she is the most loyal friend anyone could ask for. Annie … Continue reading

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The deer hunter

I saw this on the front page of my hometown paper. So, in essence, young Marc looked out, saw something special and killed it. He should count his blessings that nobody thinks he’s special.

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Postscript

I asked my mom not to do it, but she slipped several bites of lobster to my dog anyway. Count your blessings if you’ve never smelled a shellfish-laden dog fart.

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Happy Thanksgiving

These photos show the high points of my day. Now you’ll have to excuse me. I drove all day and then drank an entire bottle of merlot by myself. I need to sleep this off.

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That’s the way (uh huh, uh huh) I like it

I am about an hour from home. Scanning the stations on my radio, I finally land on something other than country. How can it be? A radio station that plays only disco?

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