A conversation with my mother

“So, Weasel woke me while I was dreaming that Jessica Simpson and I were BFFs. We were discussing names for her upcoming baby. She said they were going to name her Lady Petunia. I told her it was a great idea, that people would think Sarah Ferguson and Petunia Pig and that her child was doomed at recess. I’ve been wondering where else that dream would have taken me ever since I got out of bed. Damn Weasel.”

About Carrie

Writer by day, writer by night. Urban farmer/dog mama/baby mama/bicycle enthusiast/oenophile the rest of the time.
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