A conversation with a friend

“What’s up, Caroline?”

“Procrastinating a run. You?”

“Eating at a truck stop by myself. Sounds miserable, but it’s kinda great.”

“It sounds right up your alley.”

“I feel like I’m about to make a shady business deal or cheat on my wife!”

“You don’t have a wife.”

“I do when I’m at a truck stop by myself, and I’m about to cheat on her cold, loveless ass with a toothless skank named Wanda, ’cause that’s what you do when you’re eating at a truck stop by yourself.”

“You make me happy to be single.”

About Carrie

Writer by day, writer by night. Urban farmer/dog mama/baby mama/bicycle enthusiast/oenophile the rest of the time.
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