Repeat business

Today I met my attorney for lunch so I could pay him the rest of what I owed him for making me a free woman.

“Oh, shoot, I forgot to bring you your gift certificate,” he said as I handed my check to him.

“My gift certificate?”

“Yeah, for one free marriage.”

“I don’t understand.”

“I got ordained over the Internet. I am a full-service divorce attorney.”

About Carrie

Writer by day, writer by night. Urban farmer/dog mama/baby mama/bicycle enthusiast/oenophile the rest of the time.
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